Peter and Lois have two sons, Stewie and Chris. In today's Line-O-Rama feature, we honor the top 10 Stewie insults of all time. Understanding Stewie is a recurring theme in Family Guy. Stewie on Family Guy may be the gayest character on television, which is particularly interesting given the fact that he’s one year old. Fully agree. RELATED: Family. Camp Gay: Brian's cousin, Jasper, brings his boyfriend home, and is unabashedly camp. So instead of taking to a doctor, they cover up and not tell anyone. The show was canceled in 2002, but after extremely positive response to DVDs and reruns on Adult Swim, production of new episodes for FOX resumed in 2005. Along with the time machine, comes a return pad, which is used to return to the present after going on. Brian and Stewie eventually save the day, but not before discovering that the Russians have secretly planted a number of agents in America. With the passing of Mayor West still fresh,. Meg might be the only person besides Brian to understand him, but her presence isn't exactly consistent, and she's outcasted from most of them. Shrink * Get to the bunker * 00:08, 12. Meg and Chris can understand him more often than not, Peter can often understand Stewie. I laughed real hard at that, just making everything more confusing. Besides that it's just a 1 year old saying stuff so they tune it out cause who cares what a 1 year old is saying. One time everyone understood him when he told Peter he needed to give The Godfather a chance. T. We know you have more than a few favorite quotes memorized. Turns out that Stewie Griffin’s British accent is completely fake. The time travel pad malfunctions as. Not all the time, but they definitely caught some of what he said. It could have been an awesome chance to talk about the issue and help a number of couples. Chris barely noticed him. Fears were raised when the episode made it seem like Stewie would go on with his original voice, which he initially felt happy about. [Brian and Stewie struggling over a chess piece until Stewie gets agitated and throws the chess board to a refrigerator] Stewie: Oh!This is the song Stewie performs after Brian calls him a douche in the episode Ocean's Three and a Half. Despite Family Guy being a comedy show, Stewie has to be one of the most overpowered and evil people in fiction. I really like Doug, but the iconic duo is Brian & Stewie for sure. Yeah. From kidnapping to damage of property to attempted murder, it is a miracle that both of them. Seth has said about who can understand Stewie: "Brian always hears Stewie, and more recently so does Chris, but the writers usually strive for Peter, Lois, and Meg (apart from "Leggo My Meg-O") not to hear him. . He placed the handgun to his head, squeezed shut his eyes, and pulled the trigger. Daddy's trying to watch the ball game. Meg becomes famous on the internet for her unhealthy eating; Brian and Stewie enjoy. But the side plot, oh God it's even worse. And just to tie up loose ends, he gets hit by a car. Yes. also, there are episodes where Lois understands him, among them "The Griffin Family History" at the end when they discuss the Godfather. I'm what? Oh . . Stu Griffin, as Stewie's future self is called, is taking a time-travel vacation, which is how people in the future take time off. "Like hell we do! We can't stand here while Meg turns into an Amazon!" Stewie slaps Brian face "Get it together man! Well, worry about Meg later! Right now, we need to focus on curing Lois first. TVLine spoke with executive producer Rich Appel back in 2015 (literally 100 episodes ago!), at which point he offered this explanation for why only certain people seem to be able to understand Stewie: “Within the family, Brian and sometimes Chris [always understand him]. Revised visuals for the theme song were made for the new widescreen version of the show that started in "Excellence in Broadcasting". (due to as heard in season 18 – a pill that stewie created (canon or not Stewie can probably make it) Stewie is still short and shorter than Brian The school is not the one Meg and Chris attended; it is a school for advance children. With Mort Goldman accidentally using Stewie’s time machine by confusing it for a toilet, Stewie and Brian must travel back in time to find him. Do you see it yet?Stewie and Brian board the Titanic and hope to get Chris and get off the ship but by the time they get to him and time machine, the Titanic has hit the iceberg. Brian thinks Stewie has skin cancer – he doesn't – and Stewie expresses his final wishes. You gotta show Chris how to turn out better than me. The pair are simultaneously bickering jerks and dedicated. Baby Stewie: Directed by Jerry Langford, Dominic Bianchi. Plot: When Chris returns from school with a note requesting a conference, his parents discover that Chris is struggling in school and his only hope is to pass his history class to pass 9th grade. Like Peter said he only understand sometimes, it applies to the rest of the family minus Brian and Chris. The long-running animated comedy's executive producers Rich Appel and Alec Sulkin addressed this query, specifically why Lois only understood him now. The Griffins are a New England family from Quahog, Rhode Island: bumbling, politically incorrect, pop culture-obsessed patriarch Peter Griffin; mostly sane former party girl, wife, and mother,. Why is there so much vomit everywhere? Brian: [points at a bottle] Is that the ipecac bottle? [suddenly. Stoneberg, in a nutshell, the cat put me outside. It was shown briefly in earlier episodes (Chris questioning Stewie's Ewok joke & hearing him after Lois gives birth) but Chris can fully understand and talk to Stewie. How an infant sees the world and tries to understand it from his limited knowledge. In "Running Mates", Brian briefly appears to hear Stewie's thoughts; this phenomenon has not been explored in. Amazingly, no one seems to notice the similarities between the two. Understanding Stewie is a recurring theme in Family Guy. Then Brian had just. This is the first episode without any female characters. Louis always seems to respond to his hand motions and the general. The two try to kill each other, and are ultimately forced to reveal their true feelings about each other, and eventually go on to question each other’s existence and purpose in life. In another episode, he's literally holding a sniper rifle, and when Lois picks him up, she doesn't even care. It aired on Fox in the United States on January 4, 2015, and is written by Alex Carter and directed by Joe Vaux. It begins with Stewie. But even Stewie. " And then in the episode where Brian dies he wants a ferret. You know, pie isn't pie without Cool Hwhip. ” Brian - “Stewie, you have to get rid of it!” Stewie - “Get rid of it? You know, why don’t you just say it? Say the word, Brian, I want to hear you say it. Brian: No, my bishop was at king's rook six. However, Peter's attempts fail as Chris overhears Peter crying that Peter feels like they aren't friends anymore. When Chris starts dating Jerome’s African-American daughter, Brian’s liberal politics come into play and he acts overly ecstatic that a black family is coming over for dinner. He became a lot more interesting and his jokes had a wider range. Brian: Shut up. “I have an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about. 1. Lois too. Arguably the funniest (and most ambitious) installment of “Road to. Cecil Pritchfield (voiced by Sir Ian McKellan), Stewie said he has pretended to sound British to mask his true identity. . Chris, Meg, Brian and Stewie are not clearly impressed by what they hear coming from the laundry room. Christopher Cross Griffin was born in Quahog, Rhode. Any secondary character, like Cleveland's wife, can understand the gist of what he's saying. No, he didn't come. Stewie said "Hey Chris, you're kind of a creep, you should. That said, Seth MacFarlane said that everyone can understand Stewie but just ignore him as most adults do with their children. Megan Semanstein Griffin was. [cutaway to Fred and Wilma sitting in a lawyer's office] Mr. In revenge, Stewie has Brian drown his future self in order to. Ranking All 9 'Family Guy' Christmas Episodes, Best To Worst. bertam is an enourmous character, being the only person on the show, save possibly brian, who can come close to matching sewies wits, and thats incredible --Gen. . ” episodes, that focus on Brian and Stewie’s globe-trotting adventures. Brian’s intellect allowed him to attend Brown University, making him the only Ivy Leaguer in the Griffin. ago. In this Family Guy video, Stewie & Brian are curious as to why nobody can hear anything else Stewie can say. He didn't say he wanted a ferret in Life of Brian. Once Stewie leaves the house, the question of who can hear him depends very much on the story. Quagmire: No, I think you're misunderstanding me. And Stewie – well, the less said about a baby who dreamed about killing his own mother, the better. I can’t say I approve of all of the profanity they use. Meg, the eldest child, is a social outcast, and teenage Chris is awkward and clueless when it comes to the opposite sex. In a few episodes, such as "Stewie Loves Lois", it is shown that Stewie can love his mother. ” Andy Swift. In that. Peter was planning to have some fun. Elmer Hartman, Man on Bicycle, Man on Bench, Rick, Mickey Mouse, Bob SagetThe twenty-first season of the American animated television series Family Guy is the 21st season, which it aired on Fox from September 25, 2022, to May 7, 2023. Stewie: [shoving his toy space ship in Peter's ear] Got you! Got you! Got you! Got you! Got you! Peter: Stewie, get lost. I suspect even the haters of Family Guy (and yes, there are quite a few out there. Theres one episode called "Inside Family Guy" where Peter looks directly at Stewie and says "thank you Stewie, who I can understand". the only time I hear that is when I drop my trousers . That locked in the bank big episode was awesome tho. I always thought the point of Stewie was he was evil and as mirrorspirit said viewed the room as his prison. Lois, Brian, Chris, Meg and even Stewie were all despressed and miserable beyond belief. Why can’t Family Guy understand Stewie? This is because he just babbled a long sentence of baby. Brian can’t understand why Stewie – unquestionably the smartest baby alive - still cares about some. And Then There Were Fewer [edit] Consuela: [greets each resident as they enter the mansion] Mr. Mrs. Brian and Stewie get locked in a bank vault where they are forced to deal with each other on a whole new level. More than one person has asked why Brian can understand Stewie and no one else can, but the answer has always been kind of elusive since it would seem that the showrunner really wants to focus on. ”. series of episodes in Family Guy. And I like pudding. Honestly, I tend to ignore that episode. In the second episode, Chris seemed completely unimpressed with. Scene 1: Peter Griffin was in a chipper happy mood. Boys & Squirrels is the seventh episode of the eighteenth season of Family Guy. To help Chris ace his ninth-grade history class, Stewie and Brian employ the time travel machine for educational purposes. Chris wants to know why they cannot avoid the disaster as Stewie tries to make up an excuse about not altering the past. The whole show is Stewie's interpretation of the world. Family Guy is an animated television series created by Seth MacFarlane for FOX in 1999. 3 Road To The North Pole (Season 9, Episode 7) "Road to the North Pole" has the distinction of being, not only one of the best "Road to" episodes, but also one of the best Christmas episodes of Family Guy. " The episode isn't a crossover with the hit sitcom of the same name, but instead is a tale about Stewie nearly being erased from the universe. Even than they could’ve resolved the brian and Stewie and chris situation. ago. brain: We're quite a pair of partners just like Thelma and Louise. In fact, MacFarlane had revealed that if Family Guy ever gets a live-action remake he. Directors: Dominic Bianchi, Peter Shin | Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis. Peter Griffin [about Meg's date] This guy may look harmless by the outside, but on the inside, he could be a complete bastard, like Fred Flintstone. Family Guy/Season 9. From this position, I can hear Meg up in her room. ; Camp Straight: A make-up artist tells Stewie that Rob Lowe is straight, much to Stewie's complete disbelief. I always believed that no one but Brian can understand him, except when there's a really good joke. Stewie (a brilliant but sadistic baby bent on killing his mother and taking over the world), Meg (the oldest, and is the most unpopular girl in town) and Chris (the. quagmiiiire. Meg has one line and Chris has three in this episode. “The only reason we die is because we accept death as. " And then in the episode where Brian dies he wants a ferret. I'm tired of you hitting on her, that's all. I hope we get an episode soon with the pair. Watch Family Guy clips at FOX. Bumbling Peter and long-suffering Lois have three kids. In some of Stewie’s fantasies, Rupert has a human muscular body, with a teddy bear’s head. – Peter Griffin. Stewie (a brilliant but sadistic baby bent on killing his mother and taking over the world), Meg (the oldest, and is the most unpopular girl in town) and Chris (the. Brian was taken as a puppy from his Austin, TX ranch and grew up as the only talking dog in his family. Family Guy (1999– ) Episode: Back to the Pilot (2011) TV-14 | 22 min | Animation, Comedy. Nope. But u/delusions-is right, whatever's funniest at that time. GameStop Moderna Pfizer Johnson & Johnson AstraZeneca Walgreens Best Buy Novavax SpaceX Tesla. Brian Griffin. Family Guy centers on the Griffins, a family consisting of parents Peter and Lois; their children, Meg, Chris and outspoken baby Stewie; as well as their talking, adult pot-smoking, Brown University-educated (sort of) dog, Brian. Updated: Mar 19, 2018 12:36 pm. Stewie and Brian have remarked that the only adults able to understand him are adults who aren't part of the main cast, especially characters who are one-offs. 8. Neil, Mort &. The Griffins appear to ignore most of what Stewie says, though on occasion they have responded to his speech. Hang on, I'm coming down. Even for a cartoon, it was gross. Good morning, family. My knight was at queen five. RELATED: Family Guy Theory: The Real Reason Not Everyone Can. With Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis. I. By Laura Prudom. Once he gets inside his house, however. The two of them then find Chris at another table and convince him to return. Cleveland Jr, Cleveland's son. Sounds like they're in trouble. The "EXTRA" theme beginning, being the trigger for Peter, was hysterical. Peter: You shut up! All of youse! [runs upstairs, and then turns to the family with tears in his eyes] I didn't ask to be in this family! Lois: [sighs] I'll go get him. Subscribe now for more Family Guy clips: My boy Chris Parnell is getting work 😅🤷🏽♂️💰. Yes. After 16 seasons and more than 300 episodes, Family Guy just revealed a big secret about Stewie. It aired on Fox in the United States on March 18, 2018 with limited commercial interruption due to its runtime of 25 minutes, and is written by Gary Janetti and directed by Joe Vaux. Chris's full name, "Christopher Cross Griffin" is an homage to the songwriter of the same name. Brian: Yes. Family Guy and all related characters, episodes, and quotes are a copyright of 20th. I was sitting right. However, the fact that he is just an infant sometimes shows even during moments that qualify. [takes out a baseball bat with blood and hair all over it] Ugh, God! [takes out a clean baseball bat] It'll be a home run. Christopher "Chris" Cross Griffin (born February 8, 1985) is a major protagonist in Family Guy. I think that while Stewie developes fully elaborated thoughts, he expresses them as a baby talk that only Brian, Chris, Vinnie, Stewie's ex, Tom Cruise and Bart Simpson can understand. MacFarlane went on to say that Brian always hears Stewie, and more recently so does Chris, but the writers usually strive for Peter, Lois, and Meg (apart from Leggo My Meg-O) not to hear him. My sons Stewie and Chris. Herbert makes several sexual remarks to Chris as he always does. Stewie: Yes! TV Announcer: And for all you fans, the Miley Cyrus tour is coming to the Quahog Civic Center for three nights only. Hear me out, in the episode Amish Guy Chris gets angry with Brian saying, "I WANTED A FERRET. In. Brian was this because he suggested a party and called Peter out on his jerkassery. Stewie was eternally grateful and. I don't. So clearly Chris can recognise when Stewie is talking and Lois can't but in multiple other episodes, Stewie will monologue or have an extended conversation with. Brian insists on seeing this farm, and Stewie brings them both home where he divulges on the "Multiverse" Theory and shows him a remote control that allows the user to travel between. 9K subscribers Subscribe 289. The episode features Brian and Stewie after they are accidentally trapped inside a bank vault over a weekend. And he is willing to go out of his way to help his friends. In the past, Brian was the only one in that exclusive club (and sometimes Chris), but they're going to have a whole lot more people in on the conversation if Stewie keeps progressing. 1. Brian Sings and Swings. When the family talks to Brian, they are in fact talking to him in the way a petowner would talk to his/her pet, not engaging him in conversation. in S14 E18 of Family Guy, at 13:55 Stewie, Chris and Brian are going into a fast food restaurant to help Chris pass a ring. Stoneberg: So, why exactly do you want this separation? Fred Flintstone: Well, Mr. More info on Family Guy can be found at the Family Guy Wiki. "Baby Stewie": It's low-key, but it's definitely disturbing the way Stewie accidentally strips himself of his intelligence after Brian makes him think he's doomed to regress into idiocy due to his Griffin DNA. As revealed in season 4, episode 15, "Brian goes back to College", his high intelligence enabled him to attend Brown University and temporarily land a job as a writer for the. Why is there so much vomit everywhere? Brian: [points at a bottle] Is that the ipecac bottle? [suddenly. The episode was first broadcast on January 8, 2006. Hear me out, in the episode Amish Guy Chris gets angry with Brian saying, "I WANTED A FERRET. Christopher Cross "Chris" Griffin is the middle child of the Griffin family. “Back To The Pilot” – Original Air Date: November 13, 2011. And Ghost Dad was the best movie I've seen since Leonard Part 6. Brian: Yes. TVLine spoke with executive producer Rich Appel back in 2015 (literally 100 episodes ago!), at which point he offered this explanation for why only certain people seem to be able to. In an attempt to retrieve him,. (Stewie is also the one who goes ballistic when Brian is late in returning the money. The Life of Brian (Griffin) Back to Brian, though. When he attempts to open a hole in a tree for the Keebler Elves. . I hope we get an episode soon with the pair. Sick, twisted, politically incorrect and Freakin' Sweet animated series featuring the adventures of the dysfunctional Griffin family. Usually, Brian is the only one in the family, besides Chris, that Stewie actually cares about. Eisner. Why can only Brian hear Stewie? In episodes where people talk to Stewie, it’s usually short conversations. via Fandom. Hi, I'm Peter. [he puts on a Quagmire mask] Peter: Hey, look at me! I'm Quagmire! I had sex with your wife! Giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity!2. The latest Screen Rant video highlights why Stewie and Brian should also be in jail based on their crimes. Brian Griffin: You son of a bitch, you killed Lois! Stewie Griffin: Good luck proving that, Brian. Coming home from working at the Pawtucket Brewery. ” is “Roads to Vegas” from season 11. "Baby Stewie": It's low-key, but it's definitely disturbing the way Stewie accidentally strips himself of his intelligence after Brian makes him think he's doomed to regress into idiocy due to his Griffin DNA. [the New Brian is sitting on the couch with a slice of pie; Stewie comes up and sits down next to him] Stewie: Hey, New Brian. Everyone else only interacts with him and understands him if it's for plot or a joke. [Stewie watching TV on the couch] TV Announcer: Up next, the Hannah Montana marathon. Posted: Mar 19, 2018 12:30 pm. On the episode where Brian gets a brain tumor removed at the end he's talking to Stewie as Meg is holding him sarcastically thanking Stewie for unilaterally deciding him being a bitter alcoholic who can only hang out with a baby is better than him being a happy idiot getting laid all of the time. [Stewie doesn't get a reaction from the New Brian] Stewie: Everything's better with Cool Hwhip. Mrs. TVLine spoke with executive producer Rich Appel back in 2015 (literally 100 episodes ago!), at which point he offered this explanation for why only certain people. Before Stewie, Brian, and Chris can return to the present, the ship strikes the iceberg and the return pad is damaged by the rushing water. Copy. He is first seen driving the car in Season 7's ninth episode titled "The Juice Is Loose. The Griffins followed after Jannette, Brian still holding Stewie’s hand. That's what I was telling you about. , and have three kids. G C D Then Brian comes in and I change up the tempo G C D Brian comes in and I change up the song G C D Looking at me like he thinks I'm a douchebag G C D But he's gonna learn pretty fast that he's wrong Am Em Why are you. #17. ) I actually shudder when I imagine. A wizard gave my baby the power of speech. Stewie: Forgets. Reply tijaya • Additional comment actions. Peter Griffin : [still singing] Can't touch me/ STOP, Peter time/ I'm a big shot, there's no doubt/ light a fire then pee it out/ Don't like it, kiss my rump/ Just for a minute, let's all do the bump/ Can't touch me/ Yeah, do the Peter Griffin Bump/ Can't touch me/ I'm Presidential Peter/ Interns think I'm hot/ Don't care if you're handicapped. September 25, 2020 · 1 min read. Every character has been a scumbag but Brian giving herpes to Chris and Stewie is out of character, even if Brian is a real asshole sometimes. Once Stewie leaves the house, the question of who can understand him depends very much on the story. Stewie was created and designed by MacFarlane himself, who was. Brian wasn't exactly convinced by this figure and went on to argue that Chris weighed around 230 pounds, so his true weight is likely in that general range. It has always been rather ambiguous on what characters can understand Stewie or not. by: Trenton Sands. Chris & Brian fully converse with him. Stewie winds up in Paris when he takes refuge in Quagmire's suitcase during a game of hide and seek. RELATED: Family Guy Theory: The Real Reason Not Everyone Can. I think that while Stewie developes fully elaborated thoughts, he expresses them as a baby talk that only Brian, Chris, Vinnie, Stewie's ex, Tom Cruise and Bart Simpson can understand. Rupert, his confidant and teddy bear, shares his secrets with him. Seth MacFarlane told Maher in 2010 that as "a big musical fan," English actor Rex Harrison playing the fussy, demanding Professor. Brian Griffin : [Stewie comes in as New Brian leaves] Well, you know, I wasn't sure about this new dog thing at first, but I got to tell you, he's a really terrific guy. However, Brian quickly realized what he had done and felt huge guilt. Recurrent (but rare, or infrequent) side characters can possibly understand him, but it's situational. Brian seems to be the only one that can actually hear Stewie. You might notice that new-script smell. . One of the weirder, more mysterious episodes of "Family Guy," "Forget-Me-Not" finds Peter, Brian, Joe, and Quagmire getting drunk at the Drunken Clam. It begins with Stewie using the time machine to make fun of Brian, leading to the two pals. Browse this picture gallery of characters from Family Guy, including Peter, Lois, Stewie and Brian Griffin. ”. Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait! Except Boba Fett. Stewie's only one year old, so he shouldn't even be able to walk and talk, much less carry and use heavy firearms, build advanced machinery (including a time machine), and generally participate in all the misadventures he and Brian get themselves into. Once Stewie leaves the house. Rex Harrison is one of the sources for Stewie Griffin's voice. Family Guy/Season 6. Peter can occasionally hear him. " "But Meg…" "We still have time before. List of episodes. Jannette pulled out a notepad and a pen, looking at the Griffins. It's to sort of illustrate how in a lot of families, babies develop a closer relationship with the family dog then the other members of the family. The D&D podcast plays while in the background the top bunk mattress starts to squeak with increasing speed. The only reason that Stewie wanted to become blood brothers is because he saw it on a movie; that was randomly playing at just the right time for him to walk into the room. In speaking with child psychologist Dr. I actually laughed pretty much all the way through. Stewart Gilligan "'Stewie" Griffin is the secondary protagonist and one of the six main characters of the animated series Family Guy And In The Fan Game Angry Birds: Reimagined voiced by Seth MacFarlane. Subscribe now for more Family Guy clips: 1. When Lois takes away Stewie’s books (Machiavelli’s The Prince, and Sun Tzu’s The Art of War) and turns on. Posted: Mar 19, 2018 12:30 pm. Peter tries to coach him through but his antics fail. He goes out of his way to show how excited he is to be eating dinner with people of color. Arriving in pre-wartime Warsaw, Poland, the duo. Why can’t Family Guy understand Stewie? This is because he just babbled a long sentence of baby-speak, instead of saying anything comprehensible. There was even room to twirl a cane as I strolled. With Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis. Rupert, his confidant and teddy bear, shares his secrets with him. He seeks help from Chris, without luck. Stewie: Oh that's better, I can hear you now. 8. Freudian slip. Stewie: [hypnotized] I'm going to sit here and enjoy it. The Road To Germany. See answer (1) Best Answer. Stewie is also upset at not being invited on the cruise simply for being the baby, and he concocts a plan to embarrass Lois upon her return. Brian: I don't like strawberry yogurt. Stewie doesn't understand this, and. He is one of the main characters of the series and a member of the Griffin family. Add a Comment. Lois acknowledges Stewie during the Godfather “insists upon itself” scene. 29 comments 94% Upvoted Sort by: best level 1 · 1 mo. Stewie: No, no, no. During a yard sale, Stewie leaves his teddy bear, Rupert with Brian who accidentally sells him. "Understanding Stewie There is much debate over which characters in Family Guy can understand Stewie. Why does no one understand Stewie? According to Seth. Reply Thunderfight9 • In the family: Brian, Chris (in the later seasons). [1] Brian meets Frank Sinatra Jr. Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Peter starts out as a jerkass, but eventually turns into this in the end. Stewie, Chris, & Brian's Excellent AdventureS13 E83 Jan 2015. Brian is perplexed, because he's been able to understand the evil child the entire time. In the family: Brian, Chris (in the later seasons). Stewie: I know where I want to go when I want to relax. ; Suspiciously Specific Denial: When Stewie accuses Brian of plagiarizing a line of dialogue from Seinfeld for his play, Brian's. As much as Stewie looks down his nose at Chris, he genuinely does see him as his only friend apart from Brian. Stewie is always plotting to kill his mother, Lois, despite the fact that he holds a grudge against her due to his nine-month stay in her “ovarian Bastille. Every car I hand-wash comes with a smile, an air freshener and a copy of my can't-miss coming-of-age teen comedy set in Wisconsin. I think Stewie would say the others can't because they're all imbeciles. Stewie tries to teleport himself and. Peter. 3. Stewie: No. This is Lois. Like when a two year old swears, you laugh, you don't gasp in shock that he's actually calling you a cocksucker. He is 13 when the series begins and reports he is 15 by the time of "Peterschmidt Manor". Mistaken for Gay: Played With. Stewie: All I can say, Brian, is you've been making creepy eye contact with me all morning, and I want it to stop right now. The first being when Stewie directed a play. I've had one beer my whole life! That's not normal! Brian: Nothing about you is normal. Stewart Gilligan Griffin has something to say, and for the first time in Family Guy history, the whole world is going to hear him say it.